Donald Trumps former lawyer and fixer – his go-to guy for paying off alleged mistresses – Michael Cohen, has pleaded guilty to fraud relating to the 2016 election, implicating the President in the crime. This follows on from the conviction of Trumps former campaign manager on eight counts involving financial crimes.
You could say this is “yuge”. Needless to say, the internet has chimed in with one or two witticisms at the expense of the Great Orange One and his buddy.
These 16 are our favourites.
WILL YOU BE MY LAWYER? THEY TEND TO DO A LOT OF JAIL TIME SO I NEED SOMEONE YOUNG pic.twitter.com/2spPTjf3Rb
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 21, 2018
I stand by my prediction that the trump presidency will end in a televised low-speed car chase with him drunk-driving a sit-on lawnmower up interstate 95 that ends when he crashes into a flailing inflatable tube man outside a hooters
— joe (@mutablejoe) August 21, 2018
Remember back when Michael Cohen hadnt pleaded guilty and Paul Manafort hadnt been convicted? We were just crazy kids then, not a care in the world.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 21, 2018
Michael Cohen should be sentenced to be Hillary Clintons butler for 10 years
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) August 21, 2018
Ive fixed that for you. Youre welcome. pic.twitter.com/OPAflBmKOF
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) August 21, 2018
The popular kids call this a “burn” pic.twitter.com/VqBGON8N5b
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 21, 2018
MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested
— Soviet Sergey (@SovietSergey) August 21, 2018
I love how media just casually refers to Michael Cohen as Trumps “Fixer.”
I dont have a “Fixer.” Ive never met anyone who has a “fixer.” I dont remember any President ever having a “fixer.”
However, you know who did need a fixer? WALTER WHITE IN BREAKING BAD.
— Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) August 21, 2018
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